Two little boys,

this is just great. hope you enjoy.

hugs Rosemary, MOM, GMA, GGMA

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They
were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If
any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably
involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful
in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her
boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older
boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy
down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting
there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his
voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and
dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble
this time," (I just LOVE reading this next line again and again:)

"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"

ZEN TEACHINGS!

ZEN TEACHINGS!!

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may

not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for

I may not follow. Do not walk beside

me for the path is narrow. In fact, just

piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that

important unless you aren't getting

any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique.

Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water

with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether

you're alive or dead, try missing a

couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you

should walk a mile in their shoes. That

way, when you criticize them, you're a

mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed,

skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat

for a day. Teach him how to fish, and

he will sit in a boat and drink beer all

day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and

never see that person again, it was

probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have

to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some

days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky

the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad

experience...and most of that comes

from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories

for arguing with women. Neither one

works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't

learning much when your lips are

moving.

18. Experience is something you don't

get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and

hungry, and get slapped on our ass...

Then things just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances,

take a sleeping pill and a laxative on

the same night.

21. Remember in November what the

Government has done the other 11

months.

22. "In God We Trust" All others keep

your hands where I can see them.

Sisters Recipe

It is a MUST to read the recipe at the end of this. You will LOVE IT ! ! ! !
The Yaya Sisters


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AND REMEMBER:
GOOD FRIENDS ARE L IKE STARS . YOU DON'T
ALWAYS SEE THEM, BUT YOU ALWAYS KNOW
THEY ARE THERE!!!!!!


Breakfast

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea

1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner

4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Pee on it and walk away